New bowl

Thank you, Jacky, for my new bowl. Water tastes much better outside!

Overheard in Tesco...

P: We need to buy more Bisto for Blondie - she thinks it makes her boring dog food more interesting
A: We've got Bisto Best Onion Gravy at home
P: But she likes the chicken flavour - and I read somewhere that onions aren't good for greyhounds
A: And you think the additives in Chicken Bisto are..?

Scrambled eggs

I do enjoy scrambled eggs though my people only cook them for me once a week.

Temptation

You would think that, if people cook this in my bedroom (which they call a kitchen), I would be given some of it to eat...... But you would be wrong!